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{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}
{"fact":"A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.","length":58}
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{"fact":"The cat's clavicle, or collarbone, does not connect with other bones but is buried in the muscles of the shoulder region. This lack of a functioning collarbone allows them to fit through any opening the size of their head.","length":222}
{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}
{"fact":"A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.","length":66}
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