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{"fact":"The ability of a cat to find its way home is called \u201cpsi-traveling.\u201d Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses.","length":216}
{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
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{"fact":"Today there are about 100 distinct breeds of the domestic cat.","length":62}
{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}
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