{"fact":"Smuggling a cat out of ancient Egypt was punishable by death. Phoenician traders eventually succeeded in smuggling felines, which they sold to rich people in Athens and other important cities.","length":192}
{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}
{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
{"fact":"A kitten will typically weigh about 3 ounces at birth. The typical male housecat will weigh between 7 and 9 pounds, slightly less for female housecats.","length":153}
{"fact":"Cats step with both left legs, then both right legs when they walk or run.","length":74}
{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
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White Tie and Tails is a 1946 American comedy drama film directed by Charles Barton and starring Dan Duryea, Ella Raines, William Bendix, and Frank Jenks. The film tagline is \"Clothes Don't Make the Man ... a Gentleman!\" The film is based on Rufus King's serial novel Double Murder published in Red Book Magazine and on Charles Beakon's play Dangerously Yours.
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{"fact":"Phoenician cargo ships are thought to have brought the first domesticated cats to Europe in about 900 BC.","length":105}
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{"fact":"The average cat can jump 8 feet in a single bound, nearly six times its body length!","length":83}
{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}
{"fact":"The little tufts of hair in a cat\u2019s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called \u201cear furnishings.\u201d","length":143}
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