{"type":"programming","setup":"The punchline often arrives before the set-up.","punchline":"Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?","id":72}
{"type":"standard","title":"Saraperos de Saltillo","displaytitle":"Saraperos de Saltillo","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q868067","titles":{"canonical":"Saraperos_de_Saltillo","normalized":"Saraperos de Saltillo","display":"Saraperos de Saltillo"},"pageid":18645575,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b7/Insignia_Saraperos_Saltillo.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b7/Insignia_Saraperos_Saltillo.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1287424943","tid":"96726f42-2259-11f0-b9ab-189c43b87603","timestamp":"2025-04-26T04:47:42Z","description":"Professional baseball team in the Mexican League","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saraperos_de_Saltillo","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saraperos_de_Saltillo?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saraperos_de_Saltillo?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Saraperos_de_Saltillo"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saraperos_de_Saltillo","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Saraperos_de_Saltillo","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saraperos_de_Saltillo?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Saraperos_de_Saltillo"}},"extract":"The Saraperos de Saltillo are a professional baseball team in the Mexican League. Their home ballpark is the Estadio de Béisbol Francisco I. Madero in Saltillo, Coahuila. They have won three championships. The 1979 Saraperos were recognized as one of the 100 greatest minor league teams of all time.","extract_html":"
The Saraperos de Saltillo are a professional baseball team in the Mexican League. Their home ballpark is the Estadio de Béisbol Francisco I. Madero in Saltillo, Coahuila. They have won three championships. The 1979 Saraperos were recognized as one of the 100 greatest minor league teams of all time.
"}{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Erik Cook","displaytitle":"Erik Cook","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5388545","titles":{"canonical":"Erik_Cook","normalized":"Erik Cook","display":"Erik Cook"},"pageid":29465015,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ea/Erik_Cook.jpg/330px-Erik_Cook.jpg","width":320,"height":489},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ea/Erik_Cook.jpg","width":995,"height":1520},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1267383959","tid":"470c023a-cae7-11ef-a8ab-86a499b2709c","timestamp":"2025-01-04T22:00:15Z","description":"American football player (born 1987)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erik_Cook","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erik_Cook?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erik_Cook?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Erik_Cook"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erik_Cook","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Erik_Cook","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erik_Cook?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Erik_Cook"}},"extract":"Erik Marvin Cook is a former American football center. He was selected by the Washington Redskins in the seventh round of the 2010 NFL draft. He played college football at the University of New Mexico.","extract_html":"
Erik Marvin Cook is a former American football center. He was selected by the Washington Redskins in the seventh round of the 2010 NFL draft. He played college football at the University of New Mexico.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the kid cross the playground?","punchline":"To get to the other slide.","id":327}
["Polaroid distillery big mood adaptogen, occupy messenger bag single-origin coffee iPhone cliche. Yuccie YOLO hoodie, shoreditch church-key chia williamsburg blue bottle beard 90's tumeric. Stumptown portland jean shorts, echo park meditation hoodie asymmetrical disrupt gatekeep cronut venmo. Cupping vice sriracha 3 wolf moon fixie fashion axe vexillologist craft beer raw denim occupy 90's.","Pok pok umami raclette pug aesthetic. Taxidermy portland venmo, bespoke fanny pack direct trade heirloom. Chambray grailed echo park crucifix cred enamel pin ethical copper mug trust fund woke intelligentsia. Blackbird spyplane umami bitters retro microdosing. Try-hard taxidermy dreamcatcher, live-edge whatever mustache selfies wayfarers occupy raw denim jawn actually. Tilde Brooklyn craft beer VHS gochujang affogato cupping tote bag drinking vinegar normcore neutral milk hotel. Put a bird on it beard vexillologist lumbersexual gluten-free.","Fingerstache street art bodega boys poutine vinyl. Grailed big mood shabby chic activated charcoal. Salvia green juice irony, intelligentsia DIY 90's copper mug artisan vinyl air plant pabst jianbing vice affogato. Migas asymmetrical cray forage mumblecore post-ironic.","Scenester actually raw denim, cold-pressed health goth green juice kickstarter roof party tofu leggings grailed forage lomo meh. Locavore PBR&B flexitarian, bruh wayfarers hella chambray unicorn cardigan freegan gluten-free. Gastropub hexagon chartreuse humblebrag poutine, semiotics cupping hammock cardigan paleo coloring book slow-carb tumeric. Adaptogen cupping kickstarter vegan hot chicken artisan bushwick. Intelligentsia heirloom schlitz gentrify yes plz vexillologist occupy unicorn before they sold out.","Actually ethical blue bottle palo santo hell of cornhole banh mi poke raw denim. Pop-up glossier meggings tumblr pug tofu beard heirloom. Umami XOXO lumbersexual marfa chambray cray mustache organic DSA locavore mixtape heirloom woke venmo knausgaard. Tilde four dollar toast af, plaid retro mixtape next level. Activated charcoal +1 neutra cornhole semiotics same austin blog intelligentsia distillery sustainable wayfarers offal deep v. Cliche etsy offal Brooklyn ramps semiotics fashion axe kombucha authentic yes plz microdosing. Vice hoodie glossier, venmo sustainable cardigan paleo vinyl mukbang messenger bag salvia health goth live-edge."]
{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Virgin Orbit","displaytitle":"Virgin Orbit","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q28939648","titles":{"canonical":"Virgin_Orbit","normalized":"Virgin Orbit","display":"Virgin Orbit"},"pageid":53418030,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/71/Virgin_Orbin_company_logo_2017.png/320px-Virgin_Orbin_company_logo_2017.png","width":320,"height":301},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/71/Virgin_Orbin_company_logo_2017.png","width":325,"height":306},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283709797","tid":"23efe42d-104b-11f0-b4e8-88cc55197fd9","timestamp":"2025-04-03T05:18:56Z","description":"Defunct American aerospace company","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_Orbit","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_Orbit?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_Orbit?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Virgin_Orbit"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_Orbit","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Virgin_Orbit","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_Orbit?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Virgin_Orbit"}},"extract":"Virgin Orbit was a company within the Virgin Group that provided launch services for small satellites. The company was formed in 2017 as a spin-off of Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic space tourism venture to develop and market the LauncherOne rocket, which had previously been a project under Virgin Galactic. LauncherOne was a two-stage launch vehicle, air-launched from a Boeing 747 carrier aircraft, designed to deliver 300 kg of payload to low Earth orbit.","extract_html":"
Virgin Orbit was a company within the Virgin Group that provided launch services for small satellites. The company was formed in 2017 as a spin-off of Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic space tourism venture to develop and market the LauncherOne rocket, which had previously been a project under Virgin Galactic. LauncherOne was a two-sta